soozie in colour!

okay okay susan, i said i wouldn't post another pic of you up all by your lonesome .. but this is an exception okay! just one more alright, one more. hee hee you are so nice! =D

so i finally picked up the shorts i put on lay-by the other day. i came home, tried them on again and thought "shit .. i knew it!". the reflection of me in shorts just .. looked so wrong! and it felt so wierd! you know what i mean right, suz? it's like you trying to wear colour! lol i felt absolutely ridiculous even though it wasn't that bad. it's just hard getting used to something you've been avoiding all your life because of a paranoia-related issue that exist in your mind only.

yesterday at work i picked and wore a dress that i thought was longer than my knees. turns out it was actually cut just above my knees. my limit is my knees! anything higher i will feel naked in! as i came onto the floor the girls were oohing and ahhing about me being in a dress - it was the first time i wore a dress at work that was cut above my knees! i felt so naked i just had to get changed but my manager wouldn't let meeeee!! 'cause she wanted to see me in that dress all night - psfasfjhwgs!! for the first two hours i was way out of my comfort zone. i kept thinking customers and passer-bys were snickering and whispering behind my back about how ridiculous i looked. ironically enough, i've never had so many compliments in one night from randoms about how erm (insert positive adjective here) i looked in my dress. awww, so then i thought .. maybe i didn't look so stupid after all .. and that naked feeling eventually faded away as the night progressed.

ok so point is, i have decided to make a gradual change. a nice slow change. i'll just start wearing things that are 3/4, and then i'll gradually shorten the hemline as i go .. millimetre by millimetre lol. see this way, i don't have to make such a drastic change! mind you, for as long as i am alive (and not suffering a mid-life crisis), you will never be seeing me in short-shorts .. or anything higher than half my thighs, okay! speaking of which, for the first time in years my pasty white thighs saw the light of day as i paraded in my shorts around my backyard, in front of an audience of chirping birds today lol.

so what does this have to do with you susan?! well, it has everything to do with you! i want you to start wearing colour for summer woman! i am a genious (no, i actually have way too much time on my hands). i want you to make a conscious effort to gradually change the colour of your clothing .. s l o w l y but surely! sooozie woozie look at what i made:

start off with white and progress slowly.
low and behold, before you know it you are wearing blue!
whoa, susan .. you look uber hot in those two colours!
(and lol @ the bottle of champs your holding!)

look at that! now do you still think you look wierd in colour? you look absolutely gorgeous in baby blue and peach! but i especially like that blue on you, as it suits your tan. awww, you so pretty! *hands up* anyone who thinks susan looks better in colour than in white, black and brown!? whoa, too many hands up that i cannot count! muahaha lol ..

edit: susan in other colours

which colour do you prefer susan in?!?!

personally, i like snazzy suzie in the purplish-blue (bottom-middle) and the lilac. pfft, don't ask me, i'm biased! blue is one of my favourite colours, as you can tell by my blue arm that suz is leaning on .. lol hehehe =D see how great you look in colour woman?! that is hot.

now all you have to do is print out these pictures of you and take it with you as a reference when you go shopping! hahaha just kidding babe! well then, you better start wearing colours for summer suz, or i'll just have to chuck you in a tub of dye .. hehehe =)~