insomnia. bugger.

joke of the week:

a little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. the little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public.

at first he holds it in for a little while because he does not know what to say to the little girl to excuse himself. then he remembers what his mom had said at the restaurant to excuse herself from the table.

so he turns to the little girl and says, 'will you excuse me. i have to go powder my nose,' leaps out of the sandbox and runs to the bathroom.

when he comes back the little girl looks up at him and asks 'did you powder your nose?'

'yes,' said the little boy stepping back into the sandbox.

'well then,' says the little girl, 'you'd better close your purse because your lipstick is hanging out.'

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i can't sleep! i went to sleep 2 hrs ago only to wake up 2 hrs later! i can't sleep! *yaaawns* don't you hate it when your body is so damn tired, but your mind is still as active as ever!

by the way, sorry if my blog is a bit plain and boring - blame it on the lack of visuals. i don't have any photos to put up! honest. i will not be taking photos until my face decides to lose a little bit of weight. so to make up for it i'll just add a recent picture of my sexy ny. it's ok, she won't find out about it because she doesn't read this blog. i won't tell if you won't tell!

whoa, eye candy! the sexy ny schmee is on the left!

meanwhile, life is boring right now. same ol' monotonous routine day in and day out. nothing exciting ever happens! athough, i should be careful with my words in case i jinx myself *runs to the kitchen to touch wood*. i would rather have a boring life in contrast to one filled with drama after drama. or would i ..

ok, that's enough for tonight. time to hurl myself into bed for attempt number two.

i had such a crazy dream last night. like 'what the?!'. wonder what dreams i'll have tonight!

o(-_-)o zZzzzz ..