bukkake?!

in all innocence i was googling away typing 'anime chinese girl' in the search box, 'cause i was trying to find cute little cartoons .. (yeah, too much time on my hand i know). i then randomly clicked on one of the many sites listed, each with the word 'bukkake' in it's description. i thought, 'ooh must be some cute japanese word' or whatever! errr, how wrong i was (i'm pretty sure i was wrong). well to my dismay what did i find? PORN! PORN PORN AND LOTS OF PORN!

you know how you get one pop-up window, then you close it. then another one pops up? and before you know it your monitor is bombarded with a million pop-ups of nothing but porn!! like, klasfkjsf!!! and NO i did not check out any of those dirty little porn sites! and as usual when you are stuck in a stupid rut like this, you usually know that something worse is going to happen! while battling it out with a trillion clicks of my mouse, i hear my dad call out my name and 5 seconds later he enters my room! just as he enters i scream, "HEY DADDY!, uh .. please please please can you get me a glass of water, PLEAASE?!?!" .. and well, i am still alive to type this up today, which meant my dad never found out about it! oh, talk about being so close to death!! and how AWKWARD would it have been if he did see what was on my monitor? there would of been a long, silent, awkward pause .. asdfjjasf!!

so yes, the moral of this story kiddies? STAY AWAY FROM ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING WITH THE WORD "BUKKAKE" IN IT!! that is, unless you want to get into deep trouble with your parents! =(