thank goodness for deodorant!

it's 30 degrees today and i. hate. it. i freaking hate summer and hot weather all together! argh, even though its not summer yet, somedays it sure does feel like it. today is a a prime example. pfft, i hate getting sweaty and hot and stuffy! it makes me agitated, super impatient and mega grouchy! and don't come near me when it's hot! arghhh! everything just smells ten times stronger when the weather is hot! nobody fart, burp or wave your arms around me! and please please people, don't forget to apply your deodorant before you leave the house!

great, i am so looking forward to working in the next few months! you don't understand how many people come into the shops and try on clothes only to freaking stink up the fitting rooms when they leave. when i say fitting rooms, i mean plural! not singular! the whole place just reeks and flies will just drop and die! ok maybe not the last bit, but gawd damn some people are professionals at leaving an invisible trail of bad odour! you can easily tell where they've walked and what they've tried on! haha .. many a times we find that we have to put a dress or top into dry-cleaning after it has been tried on, simply because it smells that blardy pungent! bad enough to be placed in a temporary locked fitting room just because it'll reek out the back-room where dry-cleaning is supposed to be placed!

michelle rodriguez attempting to lick her armpit regrowth .......

i'm sure you guys will all agree that there is nothing worser than an absolutely gorgeous chick, walking gracefully towards you with her dazzling smile and mesmarizing eyes, only to find that your bubbles been popped when she walks past you, leaving a strong trail of killer body odour! fwoar, a woman like that will make you faint all right! you'll never forget her! but all for the wrong reasons!

put on deodorant with a smile on your face like her!

*sigh* how do you expect me to give you good customer service if i can't breathe la! it's suffocating, i'm sorry to say. somebody buy me a pretty peg so i can clip my nose at work! i know the majority of females do the right thing and practice good hygiene, but for the other percentage of people who just don't give a damn about themselves, at least do it for others! in particular the ones who strut around in sleeveless tops that show their wild, untamed, jungular-looking armpit hair! that was in fashion back in the 1960's! nearly half a century ago!

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on another note, you'll find that i am on 'away' or 'busy' on msn most of the time. that is, in actual fact, because i am not entirely 'there' to freely chatter about nothingness, so don't get mad at me if you've messaged, only to find that you have (or have not) receive a delayed respose. by the time i realise i have received your message, you'll have most likely gone offline by then. and no, this is not directed to one person in particular. it's directed to all that have messaged the past few days. i'm sorry! too many assignments to tend to! i have been busy and tired and sometimes i just cannot be bothered conversing you know ..